My Uni’s pizza guy is going insane. The beans replace the marinara sauce, and are under the cheese

by WoooshToTheMax

25 Comments

  1. DankyStanker

    Have you literally never heard of a taco pizza? This is absolutely normal for a taco pizza. I don’t quite consider anything thats in the pizza to be a real pizza but this isn’t a crime.

  2. Okthankyouu

    Sounds delish. May not be your jam but def no crime.

  3. nicki_san

    Innocent. They did everything right. Even applied lettuce AFTER cooking. Would try this immediately upon seeing it at a pizza place.

    “Beans instead of Marinara” Wait till you hear about white sauce pizza. Also Pizza sauce is NOT Marinara.

  4. thedaNkavenger

    Taco pizza isn’t a new thing. Even the major chains had their version of it at some point.

  5. DessertFlowerz

    You could argue that this isn’t a pizza at all. Either way I do not think it’s a pizza crime.

  6. Contagious_Zombie

    One of my favorite pizzas was a a taco pizza I used to make for a small pizza shop. It was on refried beans mixed with hot sauce, mozzarella, cheddar, chicken, olives, onions, sprinkle of taco seasoning. Once cooked it was topped with lettuce, diced tomatoes and crumbled nacho cheese Doritos.

  7. LionessRegulus7249

    When its hot and fresh, Taco Pizza is similar to a Navajo Taco except it’s handheld and a little less oily (cause fry bread).

  8. Average_Waffle_

    We can’t run a trial this is no pizza

    This is either a giant wheat flour tostada

  9. unlistedname

    Casey’s has done this for a long time, it’s actually pretty okay

  10. urkermannenkoor

    Would eat that, though preferably not quite sober.

  11. Over_Whole6492

    People saying this is okay.. if you’re eating this why not just aftually get tacos? Who chooses an open face taco !

    I guess the Taco Bell pizza is the same shit so what do I know

  12. This case has been dismissed, no crime has been committed. However, the Italian council can motion for a fine or settlement.

  13. Replace the crust with a fried tortilla and call it a tlayuda, and I’d support dropping the charges.

  14. Correct_Difficulty25

    CiCi’s used to have this it was bomb

  15. Crime or not, I have but one question. Was it good?

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